A soft, furry character lamp by Barak Hardley
He doesn't talk about it much, but I found out Carlito was Prince's bus driver for 20 years. He won't tell anyone what he saw, just gets a glint in his eyes and a slight smile, but damn, that only makes me trust him more.
LOCAL EAST SIDE LA PICKUP ONLY
With the lampshade, he is 24" tall, and 12" deep and wide, can work with any LED bulb and has a beautiful gold braided cord.
CARLITO BIO
65 years old, Retired Musician, a Lamp
Likes: The Dodgers, birthday parties, menthols
Dislikes: Bank of America, the beach, Ring cameras
A soft, furry character lamp by Barak Hardley
He doesn't talk about it much, but I found out Carlito was Prince's bus driver for 20 years. He won't tell anyone what he saw, just gets a glint in his eyes and a slight smile, but damn, that only makes me trust him more.
LOCAL EAST SIDE LA PICKUP ONLY
With the lampshade, he is 24" tall, and 12" deep and wide, can work with any LED bulb and has a beautiful gold braided cord.
CARLITO BIO
65 years old, Retired Musician, a Lamp
Likes: The Dodgers, birthday parties, menthols
Dislikes: Bank of America, the beach, Ring cameras
Jonesy T. has worked as a stunt double for both Blanka and Oscar the Grouch, has debilitating EBT, and is currently working as a discredited chiropractor. Made with recycled shipping materials and fiercely loyal, Jonesy will have your back in a street fight or a cozy night in.
LOCAL EAST SIDE LA PICKUP ONLY
With the lampshade, he is 24" tall, and 12" deep and wide, can work with any LED bulb and has a beautiful braided red cord.
JONESY T. BIO
28 years old, Wolfman, a Lamp
Likes: Boogie boarding, acupuncture, edibles
Dislikes: The dark, full moons, cops
A soft, furry character lamp by Barak Hardley
She's had 5 husbands, 4 successful lawsuits against the Pinellas County Sheriff's Department, and 3 Dateline specials about her. Originally found by Barak passed out in a Goodwill, she was lovingly rehabbed back to her proper state: queen of karaoke, last calls, and some pills she found at the bottom of her purse.
She is a good listener and would add warmth and light to any home.
LOCAL EAST SIDE LA PICKUP ONLY
With the lampshade, she is 25" tall, and 12" deep and wide, can work with any LED bulb.
EMMA LEE BIO
72 years young, Barfly, a Lamp
Likes: Darts, photobooths, dogs
Dislikes: Nature, breathalyzers, ex-husbands
A regular at Verdugo Bar.
Jonesy T. has worked as a stunt double for both Blanka and Oscar the Grouch, has debilitating EBT, and is currently working as a discredited chiropractor. Made with recycled shipping materials and fiercely loyal, Jonesy will have your back in a street fight or a cozy night in.
LOCAL EAST SIDE LA PICKUP ONLY
With the lampshade, he is 24" tall, and 12" deep and wide, can work with any LED bulb and has a beautiful braided red cord.
JONESY T. BIO
28 years old, Wolfman, a Lamp
Likes: Boogie boarding, acupuncture, edibles
Dislikes: The dark, full moons, cops
A soft, furry character lamp by Barak Hardley
She's had 5 husbands, 4 successful lawsuits against the Pinellas County Sheriff's Department, and 3 Dateline specials about her. Originally found by Barak passed out in a Goodwill, she was lovingly rehabbed back to her proper state: queen of karaoke, last calls, and some pills she found at the bottom of her purse.
She is a good listener and would add warmth and light to any home.
LOCAL EAST SIDE LA PICKUP ONLY
With the lampshade, she is 25" tall, and 12" deep and wide, can work with any LED bulb.
EMMA LEE BIO
72 years young, Barfly, a Lamp
Likes: Darts, photobooths, dogs
Dislikes: Nature, breathalyzers, ex-husbands
A regular at Verdugo Bar.